You've seen Disney's Princess and the Frog, right? Well imagine if Tiana's mouth wasn't held back by the Mickey Mouse machine and she ate all the beignets. That's me, bitch!

 

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

jessajohansson:

i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back

(Source: daeneryus)

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

2damnfeisty:

 Hey, Uncle Scar, will I like this surprise? 

Simba needs to come whup the OP’s ass.

(Source: ezrable)

frogspawned:

Cecil?

Not quite.

There was gonna be more in the middle, but I ran out of steam.

university fee bill: $4,465.06

me: bruh

university fee bill: due in two weeks

me: bruh, chill

titytwochainz:

ame0toko:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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maybe im wrong but im pretty sure mascots existed before yall started suckin dick in rabbit suits

rihannasblunt:

okaywork:

morello is an openly racist intrusive stalker but everyone on here is like “aw shes such a romantic sweetheart i love her!!!!!!”

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illsunny:

cunt-lyfe:

2damnfeisty:

prettypussyprincess:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

captain-save-a-fro:

Fact lol 😂😂😂 Love my Haitians 🙌🙌😘



YOOOOO

SayNoToCaribbeanDick2K14

2damnfeisty haven’t we been preaching this message since last year? Caribbean dick will ruin your life!

lool

illsunny:

cunt-lyfe:

2damnfeisty:

prettypussyprincess:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

captain-save-a-fro:

Fact lol 😂😂😂 Love my Haitians 🙌🙌😘

YOOOOO

SayNoToCaribbeanDick2K14

2damnfeisty haven’t we been preaching this message since last year? Caribbean dick will ruin your life!

lool

the-bitch-goddess-success:

kissmyconverse22:

daspinkambition:

ctron164:

playtymeisover:

queendereon:

radicalrebellion:

youngblackandvegan:

dynastylnoire:

pokerwithplato:

bellecosby:

curvellas:

the-real-goddamazon:

susiethemoderator:

soul-notforsale:

themindofaproblackhalfbreed:

essence-of-ebony:

-___-

Man fuck billy…. Lol

Billy ain’t shit foreal

Billy’s family probably call you a nigger when your not looking.

Billy be misusing AAVE words in an effort to impress you.
Billy be fetishizing the shit out of you.

billy at the gym with his boys laughing at their jokes about how your pussy tastes like fried chicken

billy be having boring missionary sex 
billy will tell you you’re overreacting when some racist shit goes down

Billy will fuck you with socks on and come after 3 strokes.
Billy will cry when you give him food because it’s too spicy.
Billy will be the type to explain to you why his friends racist and misogynist jokes aren’t offensive and you’re just ‘being hypersensitive’

Billy will call any food you cook “flavor” as he has never has encountered seasoned food before.

Billy will be a little too excited when he has to stay at home alone with the dog
Billy will not defend you when his racist mama and daddy make inappropriate comments and will tell you “they’re from a different time”
Billy will let the N word slip while he’s fucking you and when you get upset tell you “no no hun, i said niggah…with an A, i heard you use it with your friends. so i can too”

Billy will claim Macklemore really deserved that Grammy
Billy mis quote MLK when you talk about the latest microaggression your co-worker just pulled. 
Billy will let his white friends put their hands in your daughters hair. 

billy cousin probably did a school shooting

They went in.

Well God Damn they went all the way in ! 

They went in ! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂


Damn yall fucked Billy up

damn lmao

the-bitch-goddess-success:

kissmyconverse22:

daspinkambition:

ctron164:

playtymeisover:

queendereon:

radicalrebellion:

youngblackandvegan:

dynastylnoire:

pokerwithplato:

bellecosby:

curvellas:

the-real-goddamazon:

susiethemoderator:

soul-notforsale:

themindofaproblackhalfbreed:

essence-of-ebony:

-___-

Man fuck billy…. Lol

Billy ain’t shit foreal

Billy’s family probably call you a nigger when your not looking.

Billy be misusing AAVE words in an effort to impress you.

Billy be fetishizing the shit out of you.

billy at the gym with his boys laughing at their jokes about how your pussy tastes like fried chicken

billy be having boring missionary sex 

billy will tell you you’re overreacting when some racist shit goes down

Billy will fuck you with socks on and come after 3 strokes.

Billy will cry when you give him food because it’s too spicy.

Billy will be the type to explain to you why his friends racist and misogynist jokes aren’t offensive and you’re just ‘being hypersensitive’

Billy will call any food you cook “flavor” as he has never has encountered seasoned food before.

Billy will be a little too excited when he has to stay at home alone with the dog

Billy will not defend you when his racist mama and daddy make inappropriate comments and will tell you “they’re from a different time”

Billy will let the N word slip while he’s fucking you and when you get upset tell you “no no hun, i said niggah…with an A, i heard you use it with your friends. so i can too”

Billy will claim Macklemore really deserved that Grammy

Billy mis quote MLK when you talk about the latest microaggression your co-worker just pulled. 

Billy will let his white friends put their hands in your daughters hair. 

billy cousin probably did a school shooting

They went in.

Well God Damn they went all the way in ! 

They went in ! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

Damn yall fucked Billy up

damn lmao

(Source: sheenvelopesthenight)

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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