You've seen Disney's Princess and the Frog, right? Well imagine if Tiana's mouth wasn't held back by the Mickey Mouse machine and she ate all the beignets. That's me, bitch!

 

Your telephone is ringing. I’m Ira Glass. Thank you for being a sustaining member of public radio. Everyone has a story, and your phone’s story is… that it’s ringing.

Diane’s ringtone from BoJack Horseman ep. 5 (via andreastreeter)

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

Always. lol

Guys

the-bitch-goddess-success:

cjthefangirl:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

I’m moving into my own apartment tomorrow

Well…  mine and three other girls’ but

INDEPENDENCE

image

I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOUU BBY! Congrats :)

Thank you, my darlin’!

blackfemalepresident:

sweet-tsun-yangire:

No no no. There is no asian privilege, stop trying to put other people on the spot.

"But the asians are making more money!!" white ppl have absolutely no idea what institutionalized privilege is omg

(Source: vietnamemes)

masbonitaquetu asked
why can't it be "lets talk about how beautiful everyone is"??? Why is it just one skin tone? Everyone is beautiful no matter their complexion because social boundaries shouldn't separate how we think of ourselves. We're all human beings, lets all be beautiful together. Lets not leave of appreciation of some "races" as we try to appreciate the beauty of a certain section of people. (this is not hate please don't yell at me, just my opinion)

pinkvelourtracksuit:

girl if u don’t get outta my inbox with this ‘we are the world! let’s all hold hands and pretend certain skin tones aren’t considered more desirable than others!’ NOW BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING

LET’S

TALK

ABOUT

HOW

BEAUTIFUL

DARK

SKIN

IS

HOW ABOUT WE STICK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND MA!!!! 

noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

lovelyandbrown:

lnnea:

My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with him

Important

jetpackexhaust:

cracked:

"If women want to degrade themselves by staring, that’s their problem."
If Pop Culture Started Treating Men the Way It Treats Women

It makes sense: he has invulnerable skin, and it distracts his enemies. 

jetpackexhaust:

cracked:

"If women want to degrade themselves by staring, that’s their problem."

If Pop Culture Started Treating Men the Way It Treats Women

It makes sense: he has invulnerable skin, and it distracts his enemies. 

ap0calypses:

noramutaofrost:

livesstillposed:

THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR
I’M SCREAMING

this deserves a reblog cause of the cuteness of it

no stop omfg

ap0calypses:

noramutaofrost:

livesstillposed:

THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR

I’M SCREAMING

this deserves a reblog cause of the cuteness of it

no stop omfg

refreshes:

gnarly:

mother of pearl

otp

This dude put his face on that girl’s face. I’m so done.

refreshes:

gnarly:

mother of pearl

otp

This dude put his face on that girl’s face. I’m so done.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)